Monday, August 3, 2009
A Fool's Errands (Monday, 8/3/09)
1) Buy high, sell low.
2) Finish remainder of that box of botulism for lunch.
3) Slam genitals in car door.
4) Go to Home Depot, buy mulch for flower beds.
5) Help David Ortiz move that couch. By injecting him with more steroids.