Monday, August 24, 2009
A Fool's Errands (Monday, 8/24/09)
1) Eat entire box of Hot Pockets in single sitting.
2) Bet everything on World Series between Miami Dolphins and Andre Agassi.
3) Challenge Martha Stewart to bare-knuckle boxing match.
4) Buy socks.
5) Compare everything to Hitler. Especially things that are nothing at all like Hitler. (After all, you ARE a complete and utter fool.)