Monday, August 24, 2009

A Fool's Errands (Monday, 8/24/09)

1) Eat entire box of Hot Pockets in single sitting.

2) Bet everything on World Series between Miami Dolphins and Andre Agassi.

3) Challenge Martha Stewart to bare-knuckle boxing match.

4) Buy socks.

5) Compare everything to Hitler. Especially things that are nothing at all like Hitler. (After all, you ARE a complete and utter fool.)

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