Monday, August 10, 2009
A Fool's Errands (Monday, 8/10/09)
1) Run into bank to show everybody that cool new assault rifle you got for your birthday.
2) Play with fire. The game? Twister.
3) Taunt hungry polar bear ... in your shiny, new seal meat suit.
4) Mow lawn.
5) Ride pogo stick to waiting helicopter.