Friday, February 19, 2016
Hi there. My name is Monkey Joe.
I've got nuts.
And I want you to pay money to buy them.
And then put them in your mouth.
Stop asking questions.
Just do it.
Put them in your mouth.
FOOD ALLERGY WARNING: We cannot guarantee "100%" that Monkey Joe's Nuts do not contain monkey. Those with monkey-based food allergies should avoid consuming this product.
Till next we meet ...