Thursday, November 3, 2011

Yes, The Rumors Are True.


I am a gigantic nerd.

Need proof?

I see this sign every morning on the train on my way to work.


And every morning ... I mean every single morning ... I am seized by the urge to add: "EXCEPT ON PARTY BUSINESS."

Hobbiton represents, bitchezz.



Till next we meet ...

I've Finally Figured It Out!


After many, many years of wondering, I think I've finally figured out Charlie Brown's Halloween costume.

He's the ghost of Clyde Barrow!

(With thanks to The Missus for the photoshopping.)


Or maybe he's supposed to be the Ghost of Sonny Corleone.

Not sure how big a cinefile Chuck was.



Till next we meet ...

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The Stick-er Man (Stick Figures in Peril!)


If only Nic Cage had seen this warning label on the welcome sign of a certain secretively insular, neo-pagan, honey-producing island lady-commune.

NOT THE BEES!!


So much bear-suited lady-punching could have been avoided.



Till next we meet ...

Thursday, July 28, 2011

The Perilous Wrongness of Being (Stick Figures in Peril!)


You!

Stop!

Bad!

You're being!

What did we tell you about that?!

Do not be!




Till next we meet ...

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

The Circle of Life ... The Rectangle of Death (Stick Figures In Peril!)


The zebra has the lion.

The cape fur seal has the great white shark.

The airborne salmon has the open, toothy mouth of the grizzly bear.

And unattended cake has John Goodman.


Mother Nature, it has oft been said, is red in tooth and claw. The great, deadly dance of predator and prey is old as Time itself.

Life on this blue-green orb, it seems, is fraught with Peril.


And so it goes, that for every Stick Figure ...

... there is a hurtling Rectangle of Death.


Just waiting for its moment.

Its opening.

Its chance to pounce.

Whether from above ...

"Oh, my skull!"


Or from the left ...

"Oh, my innards!"


Stick Figures have no greater natural foe.


And, unfortunately for the Stick Figure population ...

Rectangles are also wily and ruthless pack hunters.

"Oh, my everything!"


So you watch your back out there.


Or is that your front? (I can never tell.)



Till next we meet ...