Monday, October 5, 2009
Fool's Errands (Monday, 10/5/09)
1) Start Oscar campaign website for Mattel's impending "Barbie" movie.
2) Sign petition to free Roman Polanski. Then sign petition to free all the world's other child rapists, too.
3) Wax nose hair.
4) Rotate tires.
5) Be pitied by Mr. T.