Monday, October 12, 2009
A Fool's Errands (10/12/09)
1) Bet life savings that the Mets will be surprise come-from-behind winners of '09 World Series.
2) Reach into that alligator to get your golf ball back. He probably won't mind.
3) Watch movie Twilight. Sober. Unironically. Start to finish. Without killing self.
4) Rake leaves.
5) Buy new pair of ass-less chaps for Casual Friday.