Monday, October 19, 2009
A Fool's Errands (Monday, 10/19/09)
1) Remember to secure hatch on homemade balloon so your good-for-nothing asshole kid can't sneak out and wreck your chance at your own balloon-based reality show.
2) Swine Flu ... GET SOME!
3) Photoshop fashion magazine cover photo of that grotesque fatty Keira Knightley so she looks like she's got a half-inch waist and legs that are eight feet long each.
4) Replace furnace filter.
5) Keep fucking that chicken.