Monday, September 28, 2009
A Fool's Errands (Monday, 9/28/09)
1) Throw him the idol. When you know damn well he's never going to throw you the whip.
2) Add new baby to cast of your aging sit-com.
3) Have golden opportunity ... then refrain from punching Michael Bay square in the nuts.
4) Power-wash the patio.
5) You've got the washer rented for another hour yet. Power-wash your junk. Just to see.
*SPECIAL BONUS ERRAND*
6) Go to Switzerland, accept Career Achievement Award for Child Rape.