It's time we all got together and did some good in this world. It's time we all gave something back to someone who really deserves it.
Like Julianna Margulies.
And what should we give her?
Pigment. Lots of it.
See, I've been seeing posters for the new Julianna Margulies show all over NYC lately. And I'm concerned about her.
Because, apparently, her skin does not naturally produce pigmentation of any kind. Seriously, Julianna. You're making albinos look like George Hamilton.
Juilanna, the CBS Marketing department has decided you're the color of newsprint. You don't see a problem there?
Could we all maybe take up a collection and get this woman some melanin?
I'm a bit swarthy myself. I'd be glad to donate if it would make Juilianna look less like the sun-bleached skeleton of Edgar Winter's paler sister.
Look into your heart, America. Or at least into your epidermis.
Till next we meet ...