Monday, September 14, 2009
A Fool's Errands (Monday, 9/14/09)
1) Save money and time with convenient in-home self-circumcision kit.
2) Pop Rocks + soda + a whole shitload of heroin.
3) Pay for ticket to All About Steve, then sneak into different showing of ... All About Steve.
4) Get haircut.
5) See that rhino over there? Go punch it in the nuts.