Wednesday, February 10, 2010
The "B" in BLT? Stands for "Baby."
So I was standing around at the train station last night waiting for The Missus to come collect me, and I happened to notice this poster for a fertility clinic.
Seems harmless enough, right?
Science helping people make pink, squishy babies. Perfectly reasonable.
Or is it?
Have a closer look ...
Seems like a nice enough baby, right?
Appropriately pink and squishy. As advertised. Perfectly innocent.
Or IS it?
Whatever could that be clutched in his pink, squishy fist?
Have a closer look, won't you?
Who the hell tucks their babies into their cribs at night with a fistful of thick-cut, hickory-smoked fatback!?
How about the VERY BEST PARENTS IN THE WORLD! THAT'S who!
I invite you to suck it, Dr. Spock. I've got some frying to do.
Till next we meet ...