Monday, November 2, 2009
A Fool's Errands (Monday, 11/2/09)
1) Put nose to actual grindstone.
2) Include inane scene in your brainless movie where cardboard characters outrun TEMPERATURE. (NOTE: Only applies to Roland Emmerich.)
3) Once you've captured and tied him to giant laser, take time to outline your entire nefarious operation to snarky, well-dressed British spy.
4) Iron work shirts.
5) Buy tickets for Game 8 of World Series. Just in case.