Saturday, November 28, 2009
Alfred Hitchcock's Shower Scene
So I was taking a leisurely shower the other morning and I happened to notice that I wasn't the only sardonic old fat guy making a cameo.
Remember Hitchcock's logo for the old "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" show?
Well, it seems my errant hairs were big fans.
Now, if I were a smart man, what I ought to do is charge M. Night Shyamalan a million bucks to come disturbingly worship shower. That way he can enjoy his Hitchcock fetish and I can enjoy my "having lots of money" fetish.
Hmmm ... I gotta make some calls.
Till next we meet ...