Monday, November 9, 2009
A Fool's Errands (Monday, 11/9/09)
1) Flush millions of dollars down toilet of Broadway musical adaptation of Spider-Man comic that has absolutely no other choice but to be hilariously bad.
2) Exfoliate faster. Use belt sander.
3) Clean that raw chicken juice off the counter. With your tongue.
4) Rake lawn/bag leaves.
5) Wang chung (tonight). Vigorously.