Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Aunt Beru? Could You Please Pass The Blilk?
Is there anything more delicious than poorly-conceived, lazily-named, generic, store brand versions of brand name products?
I mean, seriously! What's more awesome than a nice bowl of Definitely Not Grape Nuts Brand Nutty Nuggets™?
A bowl of Definitely Not Grape Nuts Brand Nutty Nuggets™ in a bowl of pale turquoise "milk."
It's just what a growing body needs!
You know. Before pissily heading over to Tosche Station to pick up those power converters.
I was not aware you could milk a Jawa.
EDIT: After further research, it appears you can, in fact, milk a Jawa.
EDIT #2: Jawas have glowing teats.
Till next we meet ...