Monday, December 14, 2009
A Fool's Errands (Monday, 12/14/09)
1) Buy Christmas present for Tiger Woods: a BIG black book.
2) Drink own weight in nog.
3) Hang around under mistletoe while "funny" Uncle Lenny is over.
4) Buy extra wrapping paper.
5) Ignore life lessons proffered by the first three ghosts. Change your ways only when the fourth ghost threatens you with cold and lonely death.