Hey, What's That Up There?

What could it be? Dangling so precariously above me on the train during my morning commute ...?

Oh no! The Apple of Damacles!



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Channel Suffering

Oh, hey! Look what's on TV!

It's Joss Whedon's 2012 superhero mega-hit! What a delightful surprise! Such a fun movie! Clever writing, appealing performances, great action, terrific effects! The Hulk, Iron-Man, Thor, Captain America ... the whole gang!

Better pop the popcorn and crank up the surround sound! This is gonna be gre--

You're a mean son of a bitch, TV.

A mean, mean son of a bitch.




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It's Like They Always Say ...

When all you have is a hammer ...

... every problem seems like a Yolato bell.

Also, what the hell is Yolato?




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The Squawking Dead

"Well, hello there, Daryl Dixon. How are you doing this fine day? By the way, if you give a hoot, don't p--"

Zzzzwip!

Thud.



And that was right about the time the kids at Hogwarts stopped getting their mail.



Rrrrrip!

Rrrrrip!

Rrrrrip!

"Say, Daryl. Did I get any letters from Dumbledore tod--?"

Rrrrrip!



"Oh."



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You Ever Get That Not-So-Fresh Feeling?

I sometimes get the occasional dirty look when I use public rest rooms in NYC and then don't wash my hands.

But I have my reasons.

Chief among them?

There is an extremely high probability that my tender nethers are cleaner than anything in that room.

Your Honor, I offer these recycled tweets as proof:

In crowded Penn Station men's room last night, not one, but TWO dudes simultaneously sink-washing their units! New record!

— Robb Badlam (@BuckyUnderbelly) October 19, 2012

To be clear: Separate sinks. Did not appear to be aware of one another. One: Gentle dauber. Other: Vigorous scrubber. #SometimesIDontHeartNY

— Robb Badlam (@BuckyUnderbelly) October 19, 2012

And now you have that image burned into your brain meat, too!

You're welcome.



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Silent But Peril-y! (Stick Figures In Peril!)

Another sign that Peril is ever-present in the Stick Figure Universe ...

Despite the obvious need, Beano does not exist in the Second Dimension.

Presumably the box contains a Jumping-Jack-Flash-In-The-Box. Because it's a ... you know ... a gas gas gas.






Because farting!




(Tee-hee-hee! I'm seven years old!)



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Awww! But Eskimos Offer the BEST Corruption!

At work we recently had to complete an online course to help us learn how to not be corrupt.

But I found this page of the quiz to include one weirdly specific example. See if you can spot it:

This is a problem for me, since, as a pre-condition of my employment, I ONLY accept payment in the form of MXZ Ski-Doos with Sport packages and Rotax 550F engines.



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