You Ever Get That Not-So-Fresh Feeling?

I sometimes get the occasional dirty look when I use public rest rooms in NYC and then don't wash my hands.

But I have my reasons.

Chief among them?

There is an extremely high probability that my tender nethers are cleaner than anything in that room.

Your Honor, I offer these recycled tweets as proof:

In crowded Penn Station men's room last night, not one, but TWO dudes simultaneously sink-washing their units! New record!

— Robb Badlam (@BuckyUnderbelly) October 19, 2012

To be clear: Separate sinks. Did not appear to be aware of one another. One: Gentle dauber. Other: Vigorous scrubber. #SometimesIDontHeartNY

— Robb Badlam (@BuckyUnderbelly) October 19, 2012

And now you have that image burned into your brain meat, too!

You're welcome.



Till next we meet ...