Here You Go, Steve. This Should Help With Your Little Problem.

(Off-topic: Sadly, Photoshop and I are unacquainted. My apologies.)



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THE LAW-GIVER DEMANDS IT! (SFiP!)

STICK FIGURES!!

HEED THESE WORDS!!

QUAIL AND COWER!! COWER AND QUAIL!!

YOUR HAUGHTY, FOUR-LEGGED OVERLORDS DEMAND THAT YOU BOW DOWN BEFORE THEM!!

Well, I suppose it's technically after them ... BUT YOU GET THE IDEA!!

IT IS LAW!!

NOW GET ON WITH THE QUAILING AND THE COWERING!!

ALSO WITH THE SCOOPING AND THE BAGGING!!

WHY?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHY"?! ARE YOU MAD?!

GOOD GOD, MAN!! DO YOU NOT CARE AT ALL ABOUT THE QUALITY OF YOUR CHILDREN/TOWN/DISEASE?!



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What's That You Say?

I'm sorry. Were you talking to me?

I didn't hear you.

My apologies. I had my iPod turned up rather loud.

Could you repeat that?

Oh, I see.

Well, you'll get no argument from me.

That'll do, Slotted Pig. That'll do.



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He's The Stick Figure, I'm The Rapper. (SFiP!)

CAUTION!

This Stick Figure is in grave PERIL!

... of ROCKING the eff OUT!!



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The Plus Makes It Better

Oh, sure. You think your wig store is hot shit, don't you.

Of course you do. We know. Because the rest of us have been silently enduring your endless taunting for AGES now.

You're all, like: "My wig store is the best. My wig store has all kinds of wigs."

Well, la-de-friggin-DAH.

Well, let me tell you something, pal. The worm has finally turned.

Your reign of wig-store-themed terror is, at long last, at an end.

Because MY wig store ALSO has "Plus."

PLUS.

Suck on that a while, shit-stick.



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Why Would Larry King Ever Retire?

Oh, I think the real reason is pretty obvious.

Plain as the nose on your face, really. Let's lean in for a closer look, shall we?

Clearly he needs to devote more time to his quote-whoring.



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Lift AND Separate

Feeling tense? Depressed? Having trouble keeping your chin up?

Well, we here at De Sade Pharmaceuticals have just the medical miracle you've been waiting for!

It's the Cranial Hammock!

Guaranteed to give you that feeling of relaxation you crave!

In fact, you'll be so relaxed after using our product, there's an excellent chance you may never be able to move your body again!

(Side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, trouble sleeping and mild beheading.)

Ask your doctor if the Cranial Hammock is right for you!



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