The Plus Makes It Better

Oh, sure. You think your wig store is hot shit, don't you.

Of course you do. We know. Because the rest of us have been silently enduring your endless taunting for AGES now.

You're all, like: "My wig store is the best. My wig store has all kinds of wigs."

Well, la-de-friggin-DAH.

Well, let me tell you something, pal. The worm has finally turned.

Your reign of wig-store-themed terror is, at long last, at an end.

Because MY wig store ALSO has "Plus."

PLUS.

Suck on that a while, shit-stick.



Till next we meet ...