Tuesday, October 6, 2009

PANTS! The Sixth Leg!


True Artists don't need scripts.



Till next we meet ...

PANTS! The Fifth Leg!


To whom is your package addressed?



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PANTS! The Fourth Leg!


Angst on set.



Till next we meet ...

PANTS! The Third Leg!


Identity crisis.



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PANTS! The Second Leg!


How do you like your wienering?



Till next we meet ...

Monday, October 5, 2009

PANTS! The First Leg!


A little video I made a few months back.

Watch if you dare. But I warn you, his pantlessness will destroy us all ...



Till next we meet ...

Fool's Errands (Monday, 10/5/09)


1) Start Oscar campaign website for Mattel's impending "Barbie" movie.

2) Sign petition to free Roman Polanski. Then sign petition to free all the world's other child rapists, too.

3) Wax nose hair.

4) Rotate tires.

5) Be pitied by Mr. T.

Again.