Friday, July 1, 2011
There's A New Cirque De Soleil Show, You Say?
And I'm sure there's absolutely nothing disquieting or creepy about that at all!
I mean, how could there be? It's Cirque de Soleil! They're so full of light-heartedness!
And whimsy! Don't forget the whimsy!
You know ... for kids!
Heck, it's a circus! And who doesn't love a circus?
All right! Let's have a peek under the big top, shall we?
It's a vaguely spooky ringmaster.
Okay, that's a little disquieting and creepy ... not sure why exactly ...
But you know what? It makes sense! It's a circus! And circuses have ringmasters!
And I'm sure the whole "disquieting and creepy" thing is just me hauling some of my own personal baggage into an otherwise perfectly innocent image!
So please. Ignore me!
Although ... with his back to us ... the blood-red cape ... the twisted, thorny Hell-shadows swirling about his feet ...
God! There I go again! Seriously! Don't mind me! Obviously I'm just reading too much into things! I'm sure the show is packed -- PACKED -- with light-hearted whimsy!
Let's just lean in a bit closer and see who else might be there.
I wonder! Could there be elephants? Jugglers? Clowns? Acrobats?
It's ... um ... yeeeeeah ...
You know ... the one with the horns ...
... and the raffia ...
... and the icy feeling of existential dread that emanates from the dark, soulless void where her heart ought to be.
Gah! There I go again! Sorry! So sorry! I don't know what's come over me! Honestly! I guess I shouldn't have skipped breakfast this morning! Don't know where my head is sometimes ...
Oh hey! Good news!
Who could have anything negative to say about the inclusion of what would appear to be 16-time Grammy winning pop and R&B songstress Beyoncé!?
Nobody, that's who!
Although ... she did co-star in what is widely acknowledged to be the worst of the Austin Powers movies. Not an insignificant feat ...
Oh, never you mind! Ignore me! I'm looking at this whole thing all backwards! Surely there's plenty of light-hearted whimsy to be found!
I just have to really lean in there and look a bit harder ...
OH DEAR SWEET BUTTERY FUCK!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Till next we meet ...