Remember just a couple days ago when I thought it was high-larious that I received a royalty check for the comically paltry sum of $3.88?
Those were the days, huh? I sure do miss last week. Yessiree.
Sure was funny though, right?
Then I discovered this morning that it was only because I deposited that comically paltry check that I was rescued from complete and utter financial ruin.
My current net worth.
Now I can't even afford a barrel and suspenders to wear.
Incidentally, the asterisks lead to a footnote that goes on to explain in excruciating detail how I'm quite dumb.
And poorly dressed.
Had it coming, I suppose.
Till next we meet ...