Have You Seen My Teeth?

Hi there. I'm Giada De Laurentis.


You may know me from the Food Network where I play a gaunt, painfully malnourished Natalie Portman bobble-head doll.

(Bobble, bobble, bobble)

Anyhow, I was just wondering ... Have you seen my teeth?


Come on. I REALLY want to show you these teeth. I mean I've worked REALLY hard to make them all bright and shiny and visible to you. I'd HATE for you to miss them.

So you should have a look.

Seriously. I don't want you to miss ANY of them. Can you see the ones in the back? Are you looking?

LOOK!

LOOK HARD!

HARDER!!!


LOOK AT MY TEETH, MOTHERFUCKER!!!


TEEEEEEETH!!!!



Tlll next we meet ...