A Fool's Errands (Monday, 3/1/10)

1) Drive Naomi Campbell around town wearing your biggest, most punchable face.

2) Shake what your momma gave you. Even if what your momma gave you was nitroglycerin.

3) Keep excitement rolling after Warner Bros. announcement of planned Gilligan's Island movie! Exhume Bob Denver's corpse so he can join you for a TV Land marathon!

4) Sew replacement button on shirt.

5) Tivo Leno!