Oh Hai, PathMark ...

You're looking very sexful today.

Awwwwwww, yeeeeaaahhh.

Can you direct me to where you keep your sweet, sweet Can Meat?



Aisle 14? I assume that's in the back ...?



Till next we meet ...

THIS Is Why I Love The Internet ...

Because you find stuff like this there:



Presumably this is from Her Majesty's lesser known, but far more exciting "Lead Jubilee."



Till next we meet ...

The Call Is Coming From Inside Your Mouth!

Oh, shit!

The linguini! It's become self-aware!

Man, it's gonna regret asking for that ride when it finds out that by this time tomorrow we plan on turning it into poop.

Well, such is the burden of sentience, I guess.




Till next we meet ...