My Recycling Efforts Continue ...

Yes, it's more recycled Twitter-based comedy for you today. Why? Because I love you THAT much.

In the Law & Order Universe ... don't enroll at Hudson University. Because you WILL be raped. Or murdered. Or both.

In the Law & Order Universe ... you may talk to police who are investigating a murder, but not for long. You are VERY busy.

In the Law & Order Universe ... if, during questioning, Vincent D'Onofrio bends 90 degrees at the waist ... you're pretty well fucked.

In the Law & Order Universe ... if you're arrested 15 minutes into the investigation, good news! You're not the killer!

In the Law & Order Universe ... if you're being arrested by Det. Stabler, don't resist. He WILL punch you until you die.

"You lookin' to get punched to death, smart guy? Cuz my punchin' fists -- Punchy and Mr. Wigglesworth -- well ... they're gettin' a little itchy."

In the Law & Order Universe ... Ice-T is an angry fish. A VERY angry fish. Oh, and he hates you.

In the Law & Order Universe ... nobody mumbles bone-shatteringly stupid puns before putting on sunglasses and cranking The Who.

In the Law & Order Universe ... if you design or play video games, they will suck. Hard.

In the Law & Order Universe ... handily, there is ALWAYS "that one guy."

In the Law & Order Universe ... if you're a brunette ADA, you'll go far. If you're blonde with a spoon-shaped face, you're a fucking idiot.

In the Law & Order Universe ... if Jack McCoy's voice squeaks and cracks earnestly during closing arguments, sorry, you're going to jail.


Till next we meet ...