A Fool's Errands (Monday, 8/31/09)

1) Use a nailgun and your tender, tender inner thighs, to test Dalton's theory from Roadhouse that "Pain don't hurt."

2) Piss up rope.

3) Find out exactly how many spiders you can get into your mouth at once.

4) Weed garden.

5) Challenge oncoming train to jousting match.