Lift AND Separate

Feeling tense? Depressed? Having trouble keeping your chin up?

Well, we here at De Sade Pharmaceuticals have just the medical miracle you've been waiting for!

It's the Cranial Hammock!

Guaranteed to give you that feeling of relaxation you crave!

In fact, you'll be so relaxed after using our product, there's an excellent chance you may never be able to move your body again!

(Side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, trouble sleeping and mild beheading.)

Ask your doctor if the Cranial Hammock is right for you!



Till next we meet ...