A Fool's Errands (Monday, 3/8/10)

1) Your groin ... has it been punched enough?

2) Morale around the office a little low? Three words: CONGRESSIONAL TICKLE-FIGHT!

3) Challenge Quentin Tarantino to a foot fetish trivia contest.

4) Laundry.

5) Greenlight "Gilligan's Island" movie. Oh, wait. That's not a joke. That's a real thing that happened in the world. (sigh) If anybody needs me, I'll be curled up in the corner quietly weeping into a pillow over our collective loss of cultural dignity.