Recovering Asshole

I'm not nearly as big a douche as I used to be. Honest.

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Thursday, July 28, 2011

The Perilous Wrongness of Being (Stick Figures in Peril!)

You! Stop! Bad! You're being! What did we tell you about that?! Do not be! Till next we meet ...

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

The Circle of Life ... The Rectangle of Death (Stick Figures In Peril!)

The zebra has the lion. The cape fur seal has the great white shark. The airborne salmon has the gaping, toothy mouths of grizzly bears...

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

I Wonder What's On PBS ...

Well, that's peculiar. Why is the soundtrack for this episode of NOVA nothing but wakka-chicka-wakka 70s porn music? Let's click tha...

Thursday, July 14, 2011

It's Like I Don't Even Know Me Anymore

So this bizarre thing seems to have happened to me. For no particular reason -- and I mean NO reason -- I've started waking up without t...

Friday, July 8, 2011

Come On. Nobody REALLY Runs On Dunkin.

Okay, America, it's time to be a little more honest with ourselves. How much more honest? I'd say about 45 degrees more honest. So, ...

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Like Breastmilk Off A Duck's Back

I'm an inquisitive fellow. Ask anyone. And while I personally happen to be childless (which, trust me, is for the good of humanity, real...

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

This Cookie Has Seen Things ...

... terrible things ... "You're going to put me where? But that's not even a place cookies should go!! PLEASE DON'T!! OH G...

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