Recovering Asshole

I'm not nearly as big a douche as I used to be. Honest.

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Thursday, June 9, 2011

But Mom ...!

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... I NEED SOME OF THOSE WRINKLES TO LIVE!! Till next we meet ...
Tuesday, June 7, 2011

The Bystanders! They Do Nothing! (Stick Figures in Peril!)

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One of the more insidious Perils faced by Stick Figures is also among the least well-known. Because it lurks within the inscrutable and ins...
Friday, May 20, 2011

I Can Haz Journalistic Professionalism?

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(sigh) So, apparently it's "Casual Friday" in CNN's headline writers' room. It really is a shame they couldn't man...
Sunday, May 15, 2011

Lawnmower Man(gle)! (Stick Figures in Peril!)

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What's the most Perilous chore in the world for a Stick Figure to perform? Mowing my lawn, apparently. According to the warning labels o...
Friday, May 13, 2011

Didn't You Hear Me?! I SAID NO STANDING!!

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Seriously. Get down. Lower. No, lower! On your belly! Because they have RULES in this town, is why! Now will you please GET DOWN! All the wa...
Thursday, April 14, 2011

We're With You.

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Yes, we're right there with you in the Tri-State area. But take one goddamn step outside that area -- into The Forbidden Zone? Well, ...
Thursday, April 7, 2011

I'm Gonna Go Cook The Pasta, Cook The Pasta.

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Naturally, I'm also looking forward to his imported Italian knees. Till next we meet ...
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