Recovering Asshole

Yes, we're right there with you in the Tri-State area. But take one goddamn step outside that area -- into The Forbidden Zone? Well, ...

Naturally, I'm also looking forward to his imported Italian knees. Till next we meet ...

So I was roaming the hardware store the other day ... ... and I fear this pick-axe might know something ... DON'T LET HIM ON A PLANE! ...

I hate how delighted this parking meter is at the thought of taking my money. Come ON, man! Have the decency to do your giggling behind m...

And now an entry I forgot to post the week after Christmas on 1/5/11. Better late than never, I suppose. Apologies. As we bask in the post-h...

Say what you will about her acting chops. But on one topic, there can be no debate ... She plays the everloving shit out of those zimbals. T...

Hang on a second ... I'm confused. What exactly am I supposed to use these gloves for? Are they for cleaning the house? Doing the dishe...