Wait ... So These Gloves Are For What Now?

Hang on a second ... I'm confused.

What exactly am I supposed to use these gloves for?

Are they for cleaning the house? Doing the dishes? Washing the car?

Because, judging by the box, they look like they might be intended for ... um ...

... you know ...

... um ...

... for ...

... eh ...




... "sexy time?"

*If used properly, may actually cause mess.


Till next we meet ...