Recovering Asshole

Seriously. I'm asking here. How important is it to you to have warm cozy floors? Cuz I just happen to know a guy who might be able to ho...

1) Stay strong. Whatever you do, keep that New Year's Resolution about not murdering and eating David Spade. Oh ... who am I kidding? On...

The 13-year-old boy in me really wants to drive this truck. But on the other hand, the adult in me really wants to drive this truck. Till ne...

1) Buy Christmas present for Tiger Woods: a BIG black book. 2) Drink own weight in nog. 3) Hang around under mistletoe while "funny...

You may not even realize it, but you've been BEGGING for this. BEGGING. So now ... at long last ... I give to you ... Steven Seagal Law...

1) Ask Tiger Woods for a ride to the end of his driveway. 2) Two words: "Penis" and "Beehive." 3) Listen to Jonas Brothe...

So I was taking a leisurely shower the other morning and I happened to notice that I wasn't the only sardonic old fat guy making a came...