... I NEED SOME OF THOSE WRINKLES TO LIVE!!Till next we meet ...
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
The Bystanders! They Do Nothing! (Stick Figures in Peril!)
One of the more insidious Perils faced by Stick Figures is also among the least well-known. Because it lurks within the inscrutable and insular heart of Stick Figure society itself.
That Peril? The complete and utter disregard for the health and well-being of other Stick Figures.
According to the latest research, the vast majority of Stick Figures -- an alarming 94.2%* -- will stand impassively by and watch vacantly as a fellow stick figure is fed screaming into the grinding, entrail-caked wheels of a moving train. They will not lift a finger to assist.
Even if they had fingers.
Which they do not.
Is it apathy? A lack of compassion? A psychological inability to empathize with another?Or are they just jealously resentful of anyone in a swanky, red, business unitard?
We may never know.
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* Studies show that, at any given moment, the remaining 5.8% are actually being fed under the wheels on the other side of the train.
Till next we meet ...