OH NO, STICK FIGURE! LOOK OUT!
IT'S PERIL!
1) And it's coming straight for your ankles! TIMMM-BURRRRR!
It's just so tragic.
There he'd stood for so many years. So beautiful. So majestic.
And now look at him. Felled like a 200-year-old redwood. Ruthlessly chopped down in his prime.
He never saw it coming.
The horror.
The horror.
2) But when Peril comes a-knocking ... THIS GUY knows what to do.
That's RIGHT! You run your ASS OFF!
When Peril's headed his way, this guy's got the good sense to flee from danger as fast as his sharpened, footless legs will carry him! (Unlike SOME people we could mention.)
When the shit goes down, stick close to this guy.
But try to stay next to him. If you hang out behind him ... well, you'll probably be on fire. So, you know, try to keep up.
Till next we meet ...
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