1) Put nose to
actual grindstone.
2) Include inane scene in your brainless movie where cardboard characters outrun TEMPERATURE. (NOTE: Only applies to Roland Emmerich.)
3) Once you've captured and tied him to giant laser, take time to outline your entire nefarious operation to snarky, well-dressed British spy.
4) Iron work shirts.
5) Buy tickets for Game 8 of World Series. Just in case.
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