Recovering Asshole

In another life, I was a playwright. Went to a fancy school. Learned stuff. Got a shiny degree. The whole nine. And while I ultimat...

As the old saying goes: Food is Life. Well, kind of. Okay, not always. Yeah, sometimes it's the other thing. till next we ...

For the last two decades I haven’t wanted to write. At all. After spending the first 25 years of my life (not to mention an alarming am...

Ladies and gentlemen, could I please have your attention. The Captain has turned off the "It's Not Summer Yet" sign. ...

(My apologies in advance. This one's a bit more serious minded and thinky than my usual nonsense. Sorry. Occasionally I do get drawn...

Hi there. My name is Monkey Joe. I've got nuts. Big nuts. And I want you to pay money to buy them. And then put them in you...

Ever wanted to have a dog? Well this is your lucky day! STEP 1: UNFOLD YOUR DOG. STEP 2: ASSEMBLE YOUR DOG. STEP 3: ...