Recovering Asshole

Ladies and gentlemen, could I please have your attention. The Captain has turned off the "It's Not Summer Yet" sign. ...

(My apologies in advance. This one's a bit more serious minded and thinky than my usual nonsense. Sorry. Occasionally I do get drawn...

Hi there. My name is Monkey Joe. I've got nuts. Big nuts. And I want you to pay money to buy them. And then put them in you...

Ever wanted to have a dog? Well this is your lucky day! STEP 1: UNFOLD YOUR DOG. STEP 2: ASSEMBLE YOUR DOG. STEP 3: ...

Yes, it's true that the movies Big Eyes, Frankenweenie and Dark Shadows failed to catch on at the box office. And it's also true...

It was autumn, 2012. And there was a great disturbance in The Force. The announcement came like an ion cannon blast from the blue: Disn...

Every once in a while it's nice to get a little reminder of where you are in the Universe. A reality check, as it were. It's jus...