Recovering Asshole

Hi there. My name is Monkey Joe. I've got nuts. Big nuts. And I want you to pay money to buy them. And then put them in you...

Ever wanted to have a dog? Well this is your lucky day! STEP 1: UNFOLD YOUR DOG. STEP 2: ASSEMBLE YOUR DOG. STEP 3: ...

Yes, it's true that the movies Big Eyes, Frankenweenie and Dark Shadows failed to catch on at the box office. And it's also true...

It was autumn, 2012. And there was a great disturbance in The Force. The announcement came like an ion cannon blast from the blue: Disn...

Every once in a while it's nice to get a little reminder of where you are in the Universe. A reality check, as it were. It's jus...

THE SCENARIO: It's two in the morning. You're sprawled on the couch, drifting in and out of consciousness. An episode of Foren...

I have no patience for affectation. Never have. You know the people I'm talking about. Whether it was the kid from theater camp ...