Recovering Asshole
I'm not nearly as big a douche as I used to be. Honest.
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Monday, January 18, 2016
Edward Skewer Fingers
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Yes, it's true that the movies Big Eyes, Frankenweenie and Dark Shadows failed to catch on at the box office. And it's also true...
Monday, December 14, 2015
A New Hope
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It was autumn, 2012. And there was a great disturbance in The Force. The announcement came like an ion cannon blast from the blue: Disn...
Monday, November 9, 2015
Yup. That's It. We're Done. Pack It Up, Everybody.
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Every once in a while it's nice to get a little reminder of where you are in the Universe. A reality check, as it were. It's jus...
Monday, September 14, 2015
(Animal) Protection Racket
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THE SCENARIO: It's two in the morning. You're sprawled on the couch, drifting in and out of consciousness. An episode of Foren...
Thursday, September 3, 2015
The Object of My Affectation
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I have no patience for affectation. Never have. You know the people I'm talking about. Whether it was the kid from theater camp ...
Monday, June 22, 2015
Everybody At The Garage Learned To Rue The Day Bill Got His Word-Of-The-Day Calendar
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"I mean, can a person ever really know what is or isn't broken on your car? Heck, what does 'broken' even mean ?" ...
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
Flour Pouer
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I don't pay a LOT of attention to stuff. Sometimes it takes me a while to notice things that everybody else spotted ages ago. (Did ...
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