Recovering Asshole

THE SCENARIO: It's two in the morning. You're sprawled on the couch, drifting in and out of consciousness. An episode of Foren...

I have no patience for affectation. Never have. You know the people I'm talking about. Whether it was the kid from theater camp ...

"I mean, can a person ever really know what is or isn't broken on your car? Heck, what does 'broken' even mean ?" ...

I don't pay a LOT of attention to stuff. Sometimes it takes me a while to notice things that everybody else spotted ages ago. (Did ...

I'm a little guy. On a good day, when gravity isn't being too dickish, I totter around at a vertigo-soothing five feet six inche...

"IF YOU CAN START FIRES WITH YOUR MIND, PLEASE DO NOT USE THE WASHING MACHINE" Thank you, --The Management Till next we ...

"It'll be okay," the doctor said with a wry smile. "I have thin fingers." He didn't, though. He really di...