Recovering Asshole

I don't pay a LOT of attention to stuff. Sometimes it takes me a while to notice things that everybody else spotted ages ago. (Did ...

I'm a little guy. On a good day, when gravity isn't being too dickish, I totter around at a vertigo-soothing five feet six inche...

"IF YOU CAN START FIRES WITH YOUR MIND, PLEASE DO NOT USE THE WASHING MACHINE" Thank you, --The Management Till next we ...

"It'll be okay," the doctor said with a wry smile. "I have thin fingers." He didn't, though. He really di...

It really is a tricky being me sometimes. Not "hard" per se ... just tricky. I'm not sure if your brain works like this, ...

It's that time again, everybody. It's time to call bullshit! And who or what has drawn my ire today? On whom shall said bullshi...

(It has been three straight weeks that the cafeteria at the office building where I work in mid-town Manhattan has been out of Diet Pepsi. ...