Recovering Asshole

It really is a tricky being me sometimes. Not "hard" per se ... just tricky. I'm not sure if your brain works like this, ...

It's that time again, everybody. It's time to call bullshit! And who or what has drawn my ire today? On whom shall said bullshi...

(It has been three straight weeks that the cafeteria at the office building where I work in mid-town Manhattan has been out of Diet Pepsi. ...

Gentlemen: I can't believe this post has become necessary. But sadly ... it has. We need to brush up a little on a few matters of...

_______________ *And by "Frown" we of course mean "horrible, horrible, electro-stabby murder-death." Life is all in ...

How To Summer: In Three Easy Steps. A public service announcement. (AKA: From Fat Aragorn to Emmet Otter in ten easy minutes.) Step...

Never once in the history of me has there been a time when I could be described as "trendy" . Which is not to say I don't h...