Recovering Asshole

(It has been three straight weeks that the cafeteria at the office building where I work in mid-town Manhattan has been out of Diet Pepsi. ...

Gentlemen: I can't believe this post has become necessary. But sadly ... it has. We need to brush up a little on a few matters of...

_______________ *And by "Frown" we of course mean "horrible, horrible, electro-stabby murder-death." Life is all in ...

How To Summer: In Three Easy Steps. A public service announcement. (AKA: From Fat Aragorn to Emmet Otter in ten easy minutes.) Step...

Never once in the history of me has there been a time when I could be described as "trendy" . Which is not to say I don't h...

A while back, The Missus brought home one of those mysterious, vaguely medicinal-looking items that I assumed would go live in our second m...

I work in midtown Manhattan. Have for nearly a decade and a half now. The thing about spending time in this city, or any big city for t...