Recovering Asshole

_______________ *And by "Frown" we of course mean "horrible, horrible, electro-stabby murder-death." Life is all in ...

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A while back, The Missus brought home one of those mysterious, vaguely medicinal-looking items that I assumed would go live in our second m...

I work in midtown Manhattan. Have for nearly a decade and a half now. The thing about spending time in this city, or any big city for t...

PIZZA PLACE OWNER What I need is a sign to hang outside the shop. Something to let people know about our specials. GRAFFICK DEZINNER Know...

I don't even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead, subway car window ... I am The One. Apparently....