Recovering Asshole

You're looking very sexful today. Awwwwwww, yeeeeaaahhh. Can you direct me to where you keep your sweet, sweet Can Meat? Aisle ...

Because you find stuff like this there: Presumably this is from Her Majesty's lesser known, but far more exciting "Lead Jubile...

Oh, shit! The linguini! It's become self-aware! Man, it's gonna regret asking for that ride when it finds out that by this ti...

It's bad, isn't it, doc?! Give it to me straight! I got me a case of Tiny Hand , don't I! "Oh, noes! My hand! So tin...

So you've decided to leave your cave deep in the bowels of the Misty Mountains and go out for a stroll. A long stroll. Say ... like...

Well ... they had a good run. Till next we meet ...

Could you at least put a LITTLE effort into it? Honestly, it's like I'm the only one who still cares about quality vandalism th...