Recovering Asshole
I'm not nearly as big a douche as I used to be. Honest.
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Thursday, May 24, 2012
Oh Noes!
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It's bad, isn't it, doc?! Give it to me straight! I got me a case of Tiny Hand , don't I! "Oh, noes! My hand! So tin...
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Mount Doom Emergency Procedures
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So you've decided to leave your cave deep in the bowels of the Misty Mountains and go out for a stroll. A long stroll. Say ... like...
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
And With That, The Entire Tabloid Industry Gave One Final Shudder ... And Then Died.
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Well ... they had a good run. Till next we meet ...
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Oh, Come ON, Graffiti Taggers ...
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Could you at least put a LITTLE effort into it? Honestly, it's like I'm the only one who still cares about quality vandalism th...
Monday, May 14, 2012
This Is Either: A) A New Thai Restaurant In My Neighborhood ...
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...Or B) the Muay Thai equivalent of the "Dick Punch." "Yes, I'd like to start with the Chicken Satay ... and then fo...
Friday, May 11, 2012
I Call Bullshit ... On Halloween.
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That's right. You heard me. I said it. Halloween! I call a long belated (or is it prudently early?) "bullshit" on you! ...
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
The Bystanders! They Continue To Do Nothing! (Stick Figures in Peril!)
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Stick Figure society. We all know how famously and brutally cold-hearted it can be. So terrible. But so true. It's been exhaustively ...
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